Jordan Denningham

Being a big brother is a big responsibility. One of the biggest responsibilities is making sure to keep your kid sister in awe of you at all times.

There's also a clause in there about keeping your kid sister safe from cold-hearted step-mothers who'd just as soon they get lost. That bit gets a lot easier if the woman in question up and dies tragically--if conveniently--without your intervention. Then it gets tricky again if she decides not to stay dead.

I never found the owl. Just a bear. It ate my candle. --Jordan

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